why are you reading this?

September 29th, 2009

what, are you fucking stupid?

is it just me?

August 3rd, 2009

or is Entourage really sucking this season?

ouch, FUCK

July 1st, 2009

i sat on one of my balls

Huy—-ya!

August 31st, 2008

if you’re deaf, that was a karate chop to the throat.

I’m going to kill you.

August 25th, 2008

Next Thursday at 1:47pm.

April 29th, 2007

what did you have for breakfast?

April 24th, 2007

your breath smells awful.

What’s the deal with skin?

April 16th, 2007

I didn’t ask for it to cover my bones and muscle tissue. Did you???

I say “Fuck skin”.

have you seen my watch?

April 10th, 2007

i thought I left it right here.

goddammit

oh here it is

what the fuck is that sound?

April 10th, 2007

your cell phone?

how gay is that……